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Talented and Gifted??

2013 marks the start of my 20th year at LSB.During those 20 years, I have become notorious for entertaining my fellow employees.Am I a great joke teller?I wouldn’t say so.Can I impersonate famous people? Hardly……. my great talent is that I am clumsy. I have a great knack for tripping myself as I am walking across the lobby. Once I even ran into a closed door at a high rate of speed (that one left a goose egg on my forehead for a week). Actually saying I am clumsy is probably an understatement.

As if being clumsy isn’t enough of a curse, I have also tried my hand at acting during my LSB career.I was Michael Jackson once (I even had the sparkly glove) at one of our annual meetings.And in case you’re wondering………yes, I can do the moon walk!!My most famous acting moment came during an employee meeting where I was going to sumo wrestle our CEO, Jill Burnett.Jill and I were acting out a skit when all of a sudden I took a pretty good belly blow from Jill.I started for the floor and hit my …